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Reading Tablature. What is tablature you may ask? Well its just another form of reading music for the guitar. This is the generic way of how music is written on the Internet. So every time you wanna learn how to play that new song by Michael Jackson or Prince you have come to the right place to learn how.

What the fuck?
Im sure that's the question running in threw your head right now. Well calm down sugar pie im gonna. Ok lets start at the beginning and stop at the end. There are six strings in your guitar write? So there are six lines in tabs. Like the ones below.

E_____________________________________________________________
B_____________________________________________________________
G_____________________________________________________________
D_____________________________________________________________
A_____________________________________________________________
E_____________________________________________________________


Now you may notice the letters next to each line. Well those are the names of each string. Now look at your guitar. You see the string that's closest to your ugly face? That's the E string. Now the one below it is the A String. The one below that is the D. After that comes the G. Then B then A, and then E again. Now its not really important right now to know the names of the string but you might want to learn sometime. To help me remember I think up a sentence using the letters. Every Asshole Does Good By Ethen. You see E A D G B E. Is your mind completely blown? Don't worry your gonna get it. Now if you haven't noticed yet the line on the bottom represents the top string on your guitar. That's the big thick one that's close to you ugly face remember. Also for the geniuses the E string.

What the fuck? 2
Now I know this is kinda crazy at first. Your gonna get it though. Even though you have to be an idiot to have found your way onto this site. You have to have patience. Ok you ready for the next part? Look at your guitar you see the spaces in between those bar things. Those are called the frets. There are twenty different frets. The fret that's closest to the head of the guitar is the 1st fret. Then the one after that is the second. It rises up one by one until you get to the end. Pretty simple huh? Ok now here is the hard part. Look at the lines below again.

E_______________________________6______________________________
B__________________________5___________________________________
G_____________________4________________________________________
D_______________3______________________________________________
A_________2____________________________________________________
E___1__________________________________________________________

You see the numbers in the lines. Each number represents the fret. So you see how the line on the bottom says 1? That means you put your finger on the first fret on the first string. The one that's closest to your face. Then just play that one string. Make sure your putting your finger close to the bar to get the best sound out of the guitar. Ok now see how the next line from the bottom says 2? Its on the A string. So go to the string that's the second closest to your ugly face. Ok now put your finger on the second fret. Now just play that String. Now only a complete genius wouldn't be confused right now. Remember the top string on your guitar is the bottom line on the screen. The bottom string on your guitar, the little one that's close to your genitals is the top line on the screen. Now sometimes you play a string with holding any frets. That's represented by a zero. So it would look like this.

A_____________________________________________________________
E___0__________________________________________________________
So you play the string closest to your face again but don't put your finger on any frets. You should notice when you play a different fret going closer to the center of your guitar the note sounds higher and when you go back it sounds lower. Don't go to the next step with out getting that first.

First Song Ever
Now I tried to think of the most easiest song in the world. So I looked for the most now talent band in the world. Blink 182. This next song is Adams song. Here we go.

E____________________________________________________________________________ ____
B____________________________________________________________________________ ____
G____________________________________________________________________________ ____
D________4______0________________4______0______________4_____0___________4___ __0_
A__2_______________________2______________________0_________________0________ ____
E____________________________________________________________________________ ____

E_____________________________________________________________
B_____________________________________________________________
G_____________________________________________________________
D_____________________________________________________________
A____________4_____0_____________4______0_____________________
E_____3____________________3__________________________________

Reading chords
Chords incase you dont know yet are the way you make a note that you play sound fuller. Its different strings played at once making a sound together. There thousand upon thousands of different chords. Since this section is about tablature im gonna show you how to read chords. Lets go back to are little chart again.

E_____________________________________________________________
B_1___________________________________________________________
G_____________________________________________________________
D_2___________________________________________________________
A_3___________________________________________________________
E_____________________________________________________________

Now you see how the numbers arent spaced apart like the ones before? That means you play them all at once. Place your fingers like the chart says and stroke all the way down and hit ever string. Dident that sound pretty. You just played a C. One of your basic chords. Go to the chord chart section if you wanna check out some more. Ok if you have got that lets keep going. If not keep trying tell you get it.

These next type of chords are called bar chords. They pretty confusing at first. But hey every thing up tell now should have been confusing. E_____________________________________________________________
B_____________________________________________________________
G_____________________________________________________________
D_____7_______________________________________________________
A_____7_______________________________________________________
E_____5_______________________________________________________
Now im sure that quistion has gone back into your head again. Ok put your index finger on the fifth fret on every string. Now do the same thing with your ring finger on the seventh fret. Now play the first four strings. How do they sound? Like shit right? Well dont fret little darling? Get it Fret. (I should be shot). You will get it. Remember to press hard. Ok are you ready for another song? E__________________________________________________________________
B__________________________________________________________________
G__________________________________________________________________
D_____7__________7_______7________7____7____7______________________
A_____7__________7_______7________7____7____7______________________
E_____5__________5_______5________5____0____5______________________

Ok you see when it says 0 77 when you get to that just lift up your index finger and play that, then just go back to the reguler part. Its not a very exciting song. Its everclear-Santa Monica. I actually like everclear even though they dont have very good guitar parts. Now lets learn one more song then your ready for guitar playing on the internet.

Highway to Hell
AC-DC Highway to hell

E____________________________________________________________
B__2__2__2_____4___4___5____4___4__5___4__4_5____4____2______
G__2__2__2_____4___4___5____4___4__5___4__4_5____4____2______
D__2__2__2_____4___4___5____4___4__5___4__4_5____4____2______
A__0__0__0_____2___2___3____2___2__3___2__2_3____2____0______
E____________________________________________________________

Liven Easy, liven Free
Season Ticket on a one way ride
Askin Nothin Leave me be
TAkin everthin in my stride

Dont need reason, dont need rhyme
Aint nothin id rather do
goin down, Party Time
My friends are gonna be there too

If you got that your ready. Go find a song and practice. Your on your way to becoming a guitar bastardpiece. Remeber if you need help along the way be sure to email me ill help you as soon as I can.

Cole Justice Fanning