11.22.2001
I tried to find a picture of turkeys doing it in the butt. It proved to be a to difficult goal. Anyways today is Thanksgiving as you all know. This is one of those holidays that just never bloated my goat. I always have some aray of disgusting relatives come over and chow on my fucking turkey and ask me to sing or tell them stories or something. I fucking hate relatives. I came this close to just ordering a pizza today and going into my room and listen to music but I descided I would give it a try. THe thing that probaly bugs me the most about thanksgiving is everybody exspects you to eat everything. Every nasty ass canned yam and bottle of flan. Dont get me wrong I love food. I dident get the name The Biggins from no where. I just dont like showing off my eating skills. I fucking hate yams. I updated the adventures section. Not all my tales are in there but it does fit the new design. I wanna put more in there. If you have any of yours you would like to share you just give me an Email or I.M. me
Im listening to Cat Stevens-Sing out.
11.20.2001
Yesterday me and Gareth went over to Jarretts. It was an awsome jam. I quit my old lessons becuase the fuck cancelled three times in a row. So now Im going to be getting them at the Guitar acadamy. Wich is first of all 80$ cheaper and for what I can see better. I havent wacked it in a week wich is really good considering that used to be my favorite past time. Im a fucking loser.
My dad has lately been a complete dick. Complaining about every aspect of MY life. Well my mom is getting her life back together. She has my mad respect. Well my dad seems to get more and more like a 5 year old every day. For those of you that dont know my parents are getting a divorce. Whats holding them back from separating completly is that there trying to both get a different house. Something that is probaly going to take awhile but is worth it. I hope after that my dad will wake up and realize that he is missing out on his sons life.
The site is going better then I could of hoped. The forum is going, im getting more hits, people are using the pole. Thanks alot. I dont know why anyone would want to come listen to a bitch of a 15 year old boy do what he does best but people come and thats good enough for me.
11.19.2001
Saturday Was the perfect day. Snowboarding was probaly the best time I had ever gone. The thing about snowboarding is you can see how much you improve in a matter of hours. Me and Gareth were terring it up. It was so fucking lovely. Then when I got home I went over to G's house for a group sing along. His new basement is the best shagpad since Ghandis Condo. All of his colors have perfect scheme. Well I dont have alot to say and my computer is running like shit. Thanks alot for all you people in the forum buisness. The forum is going better the ever. The poll is still a little rusty but its getting up there. Well Goodnight.
Sucka....
11.16.2001
Last night was great. I went over to G's house were basically the whole posse was over playing video games. We had a barbaque and ate sausages. It was delightful. Tomorrow should be really awsome. Me and Gareth or going out to winter park for day of ass clenching snowboarding. It should be a jolly old time. I do have bad luck though so I know something is going to go wrong. I put all the link images up and I think that looks incredibly sexy. The forum seems to up and running like it old self. Thanks alot to the people who actually took the time to post in it. Everyone else I hate you and hope you fall into a pit of burning kittys.
Lately I have been thinking about sex. I dont understand why people dont just get it on? I mean whats stopping you? It feels good so why not. Why do we have this idea that its only meant for a couple that has been married for ten years. Why cant teenagers do it with other teenagers they had just met at a party? If they use protection then I dont see anything wrong with it. Not the slitest bit. In many ways its better. You dont have to worry about getting all atached to eachother. All it is just a session of exstreme joy. BOY OH BOY!!!
11.15.2001
Today im going to try and get to G's house. He seeems to be the only person that would be fun to hang out with at this moment in time. This weekend me and Gareth or heading up to winterpark. This is going to be a long needed break. I have had snowboarding on the brain for about five months now. If any of you havent tried it then you need to get your asses up there. I dont think there is any exscuse for people who live in colorado not ski or snowboard. Anyways I have been looking all over my house for my gear and goods. I have about half the stuff I had last year. I realized how much stuff I need to buy before the season really kicks in. I havent even gotten laid yet. My buddy Jarrett is sicker then a hooker who only works in an ally. Everyone should send him love and about seventeen kisses. Maybe a donut or two. Yeah send him two.
11.13.2001
If you all havent seen the new addition of the poll and the forum perhaps you should check it out. Maybe you could even USE THEM!!!!
Today I was at pizza hut. It was really good for some reason but anyways I had this huge glass of mountain dew liquid and as I was sipping happily and descided I would blow in the straw thus making bubbles. Now this got the bubbles in my head bubbling. There are millions of opressed little kids all over the country. I had all these child hood memories of blowing in my drink and enjoying the sweet sound of bubbles and then the lashing of an angry adult outraged by my recent display of rebellion. Why the fuck cant I blow in my drink? Does it change the drink into a form of poison not suitable for humans? Is there some midget that lives under the stares and will awaken by the sound of an air current being pushed into a glass of chocolate milk? Hell no. Its just a fun time for a kid. So as I was blowing in my drink a rush of "Fuck you" went threw my vains, and I blew hard and my drink was suddenly put all over my body. Then I thought who gives a fuck there my clothes. I kinda liked the chill I had just recieved in my crotch area.
The point of this whole story as even in your toddler years you are still put into the "machine". The time were your exsploring yourself and the world around you. The time when your most free, you are already opressed by the weight of soicietys laws, traditions, and moral standards. Then again that midget under the stairs might just be waiting to attack.
11.12.2001
Yesterday was quite relaxing. I went skating with an old friend and we went to the park. We met up with animals that are my personal arch nemesis of the animal kingdom. Geese. Those things are the biggest bitches. All they do is eat all of the fish and shit. They have no purpose accept to give little kids a chance to feed them bread well risking getting bit. Geese have balls too. Me and lance would chase after them and by the time we turn around there already on our ass. So after escaping the goose kingdom we descided we would make a fire at one of those grills. We wanted to see if we could actually start a fire. Well it took us about an hour but we finally got it. If I ever get lost in the wilderness I am going to be fucked. Thats the thing about classes like outdoor living and stuff they tell you how to make a fire and shit but they never actually let you try it. Anyways the whole day was quite a relief. When I got home I started to feel like shit. I checked my tempature and it was a little high. That night I went to bed and woke up and I had 102 degrees it was absolutly lovely. So now im taking it easy . Im just laying back in my chair naked as can be with a can of mountain dew listening to Circles by Soul Coughing. What a great song. Im going to go throw up in a little bit so ill see ya later. Maybe you should post in the forum you bitch. Afterall I found a new one that is alot more organized and looks a hell of alot better. Im sure am glad I actually have a life. Boy was that sarcastic.
11.9.2001
There will be no pictue this evening becuase I couldent find one that would fit what I am going to say. I dont know how im feeling right now. Ill first speak of the Family Values concert. It was really awsome. One of the best things I have seen in my life. Right now im listening to Stone Temple Pilots-Creep. This song fits exactly how im feeling. It seems ever since the Fanny running ball free thing everything in my life has gone down hill. Ive lost friends, my fucking education, my respect, my life. I dont know what to think about alot of stuff anymore. Im not trying to complain, I do have things in my life that I love its just hard to see them sometimes. There is a bottle of vodka right next to me and I have been staring at it for about two hours. I want to drink it more then anything else. Even though I know all my problems are going to be back after im done. How refreshing it would be to leave them all behind. I feel like im in fucking Limbo.I feel like there isent anyone out there who is insane enough for me. Whatever. I need a break, vodka isent my answer though. I do feel like im half the man I used to be. I think it would be neccessary to put the lyrics down for all you folk. Forward yesterday Makes me wanna stay What they said was real Makes me wanna steal Livin' under house Guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse All's I gots is time Got no meaning, just a rhyme Take time with a wounded hand 'cause it likes to heal Take time with a wounded hand Guess I like to steal I'm half the man I used to be This feeling as the dawn / It turns to gray I'm half the man I used to be This feeling as the dawn It turns to gray Feelin' uninspired Think I'll start a fire Everybody run / Bobby's got a gun / Think you're kinda neat Then she tells me I'm a creep Friends don't mean a thing Guess I'll leave it up to me
Well the weekend was pretty cool. I got my snowboard wich was totally awsome. Im so excited to go snowboarding. I went out with Gareth and other folk. It was a good break from being bored all the time. I have gone back to my original plan of being a Mayor. Thats the coolest job in the world. You get to eat hamburgers and stuff.
Right now im in the "Im to much of an Asswhole to get a Date Section". I have been here quite awhile and I like it. I think though when I start back at school that is going to change and the whole bitch cycle will be spun once again. I dont know why I get myself tangled up in those kind of things. I always tell myself dont bother its a waste of time I just end up doing it. Oh well perhaps I will attend a midget circus. I went to another counsling session today. There getting more and more akward by the visit. I have the strangest packet to fill out. There starting to make me feel like a freak. This is hurting me more then its helping me. Infact its kinda actually dangerous. Stuff like this really test how strong of a person you are and I feel like im losing more ground day by day. There are probaly about three people out there who can grasp what im saying so im going to stop there.
The song of the moment is Lagwagon-May 16. In such troubling times, a Fanny needs music like this.
10.31.2001
Today is all hollows eve. Or whatever. I went to this concert thing tonight. It was over all pretty badass there were just a few little tiffs. It was in such an awsome spot. In was in this barn outside of windsor. It was probaly the coolest place for a concert besides the vert ramp at the X-games or a in front of a big statue of boobs. One of the bands played the coolest version of all along the watchtower. It was so awsome. For those of you that dont know the history behind this song it was originally done by Bob Dylan but Jimi Hendrix made it famous. I think this band played it damn good. Not like Jimi but close. BUTT CLOSE. Anyways it was all great until the middle of the concert they ask everyone to sit down. Me and Jarrot just descided to be dicks and stand up. I have never seen such angry people in my life. Then all the sudden theres this guy walking up there and he is wearing this cross. This started to get me thinking. Then before I know it the guy tells us to sit down with quite a mean voice. Quite. So we comply and sit. He starts talking about Jesus and god and stuff. I was so pissed. I had no idea it was going to be some preaching. I wouldent care if they would of advertised it like that but they dident at all. It was a trick. They were shoving something that we dident believe in down our throats. Even a person who doesent believe in god still has beliefs. The fact that people cant except that just makes me want to go up to them and yell fake right in there faces. Becuase thats what they really are. They talk about acceptence and forgiveness when what they really believe is right and wrong. Wrong and right. They never thought to stray beyond there bible never thought to maye open there minds. They all asked for everyone to pray afterwards. I dont think I have ever felt more out of place. Whats really weird is isent that suppost to be the place where I am accepted.
After I grabbed this chicks ass. God I love clenching an ass.
10.30.2001
Today was pretty boring. Im in a pretty good mood though considering. I talked to suger nose and I have descided that she needs a website. So thats one of my projects for the time being. I was suppost to jam with Jarrott today but I had a gayness in the anus counsling session. I am so sick of those. They are bad for me. There making me analyze myself wich isent always a bad thing its just im happy with the person I am and there starting to make me think other wise. Bitches.
I found an aray of music today. So im listening to my collection quite enjoyably. I was thinking today how crazy it would be to have a pet penguin. There so weird becuase they stand strait up on there legs so they look like little people. I just cant imagine this penguin walking all over my house it is giving one of the most funnyest pictures. Ill stop there. Im gonnna end up saying something sexual about penguins and people are not gonna come back to this site.
10.29.2001
This weekend was pretty cool. I hung out with my cousin. Im now realizing how much I missed her. Those that I had to cancel our plans im sorry. I dont want a bitch session about it though. There was reason behind it. School is realy pissing me off. It seems I may be caught in a toilet being flushed by Dr. Ratcliff. I dont know what im gonna do. Things like this should not be this hard. I cant believe I am this much of a looser. The picture above looks quite enjoyable. Not the neccesarely nicest road but does look fun. The Attorney General just warned us that we should be on high alert all week becuase there is suppost to be a terrost attack. Well I hope the rest of you feel great about this. I sure dont. I hope this ends up fixing itself. Im kinda interested in peoples opinions. Ill put a topic in the forum. Even though there are very few people in that forum who say anything meaningful. No offense but its true.
The song of the moment right now is Incubus-clean. Its off there new cd and is very enjoyable.
10.25.2001
Today was dandy like ass candy. I went over to G's to see how the long awaited surgery was going. There wasent any surgery though becuase the insurence company decided to deny it. I was thinking about the whole concept of insurence. Its so corrupted. You have to buy insurence becuase there is no way you can pay for it youself so they are garenteed buisness. Meaning they can do what ever they want with you. They can raise your bill, drop your acount, or just not pay for your bill. They basically own your ass. That sucks balls. BIG BALLS.
Right now my ears are picking up sound waves from the song Let me go, by cake. A classic. A marvelouse classic.
10.23.2001
Im more upset then a guy with an inturupted bj. I swear the principal at school is stalling my carreer. I guess that has been set back for a few more days. I may be back tomorrow though. Who knows.
Today was ok. My dad just randomly tells me to rake the yard. I hooked up a stereo witch made the exsperience a little funner. I got my whole yard raked and then all the sudden this like gust of wind blows. Its seriously like god was like pissing in my face. I was so pissed. So I took as much leaves as I could and went to one of my neighbors yard (who is a complete bitch) and threw them in her yard. One of the posters on akpcep.com tried commiting soicide. I dont know what the hell he was thinking but I hope he can get his life back together. Right now im listing to Blue oyster cult-Dont fear the reaper. Its a pretty good oldie. After all I am getting old.
10.22.2001
This past weekend was awsome. On saturday I went over to G's house were I also met Eathen and Q. We all went for a found of ass skateboarding and returned home. Q parted and was replaced by the anal bitch Jensen. Who joined us in a rompin toe humpin sing along. We all just turned off the lights and sang. Eathen and Jensen we found dont know the lyrics to any music. So it was mostly blubber coming from them. It was a good night though. Boy if we would of only had sausage.
On sunday me and G went to Bob Dylan. Who was totally badass. Not many people can look like he does and not be 6ft underground. It was still quite the night. Afterwards we stopped at this truck stop were we ate this huge hemroides of cinimon rolls. They were bigger then my cologn and a bag of chips. That was a disgusting comment. Good night ladys and Gentlemen. 10.19.2001
Well somebody is having quite the time.
Today was just a lovely day. I went with Gareth and other folk, to a absolutly wonderful lunch session. I was thinking today that I have become the bitch. By god fanny is no bitch. Not on my watch. Anyways hopefully I can get to a party tonight perhaps become excessively well you know what. Apparently Aangel is going to be haveing quite the time tonight. Go get' em sugar nose.
Apparently the love triangle I have dubbed "The saga of The Fannys Love Trial", has just been added a new member. Apparently matt fucking added a new knife to my back. IM me if you want the details. Well G has lost his shoulder again. I told you to locate that damn thing. Well Im gonna retire for this evening with a cigar and a brandy. Or maybe the other way around.
10.15.2001-What about the British?
The reason for the title of that post is becuase I have been thinking about british people and I dont like them. Thats all I have to say on that matter. This weekend was completly and UTTERly gay. Im getting all ready to party all night and my mom says she is going to South Dokata to pick up my grandma. Wich I dont see any reason why she just dident drive but whatever. My mom says that she really doesent want to drive alone and would just keep saying that. So after while she made me feel like shit if I siad no so I agreed. The drive to the south is like an anal cavitie scraping. Long and painful. So I purpasly made a cd with fruity and annoying music and blasted it all the way there. What a treat.
Today was pretty awsome. I went to lunch at rocky and then I went with a large group of fellow long lost friends to blimpies. Afterwards I went to Jarrets house who is by the way an esquisette guitar player. We jammed and talked about peanut butter and what a horny penguin would look like. Also a treat. A real treat.
10.11.2001-Its going down
I dident update any of the sections to fit the new design. Its to much of a bitch for now. Im still pretty fucking pissed. I updated some of the biography stuff. If you dont want your sn to show up just tell me and I will take it off. Today was alot better day then yesterday. Although it was quite. Defintaly quite. I wish there was like this house that was filled with really nice stuff and I could go in there with a bat and just smash things rip things whatever. If thats not the greatest way to relieve stress, besides sex, then I dont know what is. Right now the song of the moment is cold-bleed. Quite the depressing song. Perfect for a depressed fellow.
10.10.2001 - New Design
I see you have noticed the new design. If you havent then your a fucking moron. I put this together, so now it looks like about every other fucking website out there. This is though the first design that im actually proud of. Im gonna work on converting the other pages to the format. I just wanted to let you people get used to it. Well talk to me about it. Message me, use the forum whatever. Let me here you comments. BITCH.
Stop staring at me you fuck head, a post by fanny 10/10
Right now im pissed. Im as pissed as a clown on the testing version of viagra. I need a beer and one legged hooker. FOR SURE!!! Last night fucking Sally totally back stabbed me. So sally is out of the fanny saga. FOR GOOD!!! I have to stop those little outbursts. I just got done working out. I sure did let my body go to shit. Im a skinny fat kid. Its hard to exsplain but just looking at my fucking colar bones. Gesus Christ. Anyways im feeling quite refreshed. Quite.
Homecoming has been pushed down to a maybe. Due to the recent love triangle bullshit. I think a better alternitave is to go out to a party and talk to people I dont know so I can atleast somewhat forget about how much of an idiot I am. My head doesent hurt anymore accept when I touch it. Oh boy is there a bump. Oh BOY!!!!
Im a loser who gets backstabbed, dumped, shutdown,rejected, and ditched all in the same setting. Anyone have the test version of viagra?
Lets have fucking Picnic, a post by fanny 10/9
Right im incredibly sick of my family. Maybe its that im so used to having peace and quiet around the house, but when my family comes home it seems incredibly loud. Its not stuff important either just blabble. I just got out of the shower and I ate hardcore shit. I have such a headache right now. I slipped on the floor and fell back and my head hit the ligning of the tub. I almost feel is though I am about to throw up. As Gareth has told me I have the worst luck in the world. I dont know I did just eat shit, and I cant find any fucking pain reliever. Wich is just quite. I need a break. I have this pontoon in my pasture back in the South. South Dakota that is. Anyways I want to just push that into the river and float away listining to music the whole way down. Although knowing me I would probaly sink or something. Even my fantasies end up bad. How pathetic is that. There is a positive to this though. I have been thinking not many people have something to say every day. Bad or Good. There just blobs. There are only a few people in this world that I have ever actually met that would fit this description. Well anyways there is no song of the moment becuase noise would make my head fucking implode.
Raping a Beanie Baybe, a post by fanny 10/7
Im feeling pretty good now considering the fact that people are being blown away and losing family members. I really dont see how war is the best idea right now. When you were a little kid and you got in a fight with another kid your parents never siad to hit them back. Its just like that saying "An eye for an eye makes your ass close shut". Or something like that. I just found a pretty good song so im listening to that. This weekend was pretty basic nothing too exciting happened. I tried to accompany G on a skating adventure but it dident happened I had sally over here, and he went to go catapult cow balls are some object. So on a closing note I guess I would have to say that even though theres pain and suffering out there the best thing you can do is to be happy and keep your chin up.
Alot easier siad then done.
Im sorry Ms.Jackson WHOOOOO, a post by fanny 10/2
Oh you know I am for real. Some of you were talking about how you couldent get into the forum. Well I think I might of fixed it. You have to remember that it takes awhile to load. So now it should just take you directly to the forum. It may not though considereing you all use fucking aol, and I dont think I should have to work harder becuase you chose a really bad provider. Im still working on the new design. Im trying to make it compatible with ever thing else on this site. Im starting to think if its even worth making compatible. I need to make a really nice forum. One like the one on akpcep.com. Just something were people talk about descent stuff. Im thinking the movie reveiws are gonna go becuase no one really cares what I think about movies. Second I need to improve the guitar lessons, people trying to learn the guitar telling me that thats the worst lesson they have ever read. So some work there. The Food gallery needs more food. Dont think for a second im getting rid of that. Plus I need more links to make it look like im commercial. Then I need to work on my advertising, I think everyone who reads this site should put my url on it. That would help alot. Maybe you could also get a tatoo of it on your ass. Thanks alot.
Melestation isent always complication, a post by fanny 10/1
Last weekend was pretty awsome considering I dident go out and get plastered or do some chick. Instead I hung out with a good friend and had a reuinunio with people I hadent seen in awhile. Me, G, Q, and Aaren all met at the mall for a good ol rompin reunion. It was quite. There was a few moments of tension but they were resolved momentarely. I love how I probaly just spelled about four things wrong. Anyways we went all over the mall. We went to this Art store and looked at some of the paintings. They were indeed very good. Afterwards we dropped of aaren. At G's house we just stayed up all night and made a huge playlist and just listened to a ton of music. Talk about awsome. We new the words to like every song. Today im working on a new design. Oh boy is it gonna be sexy. I hope. Im having some complications but there movin along rather nicely. If any you havent noticed there have been pictures of porn popping up. Well they arent my doing. I dont really know whos doing they are, they just happen. Im probaly am going to go to lunch later today at rocky. You people keep posting in the forum and those who arent well I just have one question. Do you want me chop off your balls?
The Jesus Center, a post by fanny 9/28
Two days ago I had mutliple request to meet people at there church. So I thought I knew were it was but I dident. Instead I got dropped off at a totally different Jesus center.Were I met a guy named Juice who insisted I either stay there or leave. I asked if I could use a phone and he says only if you stay here. By now im feeling pretty weirded out. What kind of Jesus Center is this? So I just left, and I got directions from another civilian. Anyways as I was walking I come across this cop car with the window cracked a little bit. So I try not to pay attention and just keep walking. I start saying for some reason "you say jump I say how high", wich is in a rage against the machine song. So all the sudden I here, "Ya, rage against the machine, Fuck The machine". Wich then is imeddiatly followed by you watch your mouth. I just kept on walking. So I get to the correct Jesus Center. Wich is in an oxi-moron in my opinion. I see that its already started so I just pick a seat and happens to be that Q and Aaren are right behind me.So im listining to the guy talk. I dont know what they call him, im just gonna call him a brain washer. Anyways hes talking about thing that arent pure. He list off all these things that arent pure. Alchohol, drugs, witchcraft, music, sex. Now first of all he is using the word put wrong. Second how could sex not be pure? Its one of the most purest things on this earth. Witchcraft? What is this the fucking middle ages, and music this was the worst one of all. A wise friend once left me quote in an email."Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live
it, it won't come out of your horn." What she was saying is that music comes from your emotion. It cant be unpurified by anything. Thats no matter what. If its by Marylin Manson or Brittany Spears its always pure. It came from you. As I looked around the room I saw that everyone was buying it. Everyone was like yeah ill let him think for me. Even if there is a god I doubt this is what he wanted. You should learn it from yourself, interpert it yourself, believe in it from your own point of veiw not from some guy who knows how to manipulate people.
Whackin it to the third, a post by fanny 9/25
Its pretty late right now and im only one awake. This is my time to reflect and listen to music. Im usually with my partner G but he is off locating his shoulder. He unlocated it in football. Right now im listening to van morrison. For all of you youngans hes an oldy. Maybe you should broaden your horizons and try listening to him. Derry down green
Colors my dream
A dream that's daily coming true
That dream is you
If thats not love then I dont know what love is. Anyways I went to ambers house and taught her some six string. She plays like Jimi hendrix, left handed on a right handed guitar, its gonna be so awsome when she gets good. Well right now im just babbling to fill up space in my post. So im going to fill up a few more lines with the words BUTT SEX. Here it goes.
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BATTACON!!!!!, a post by fanny 9/24
Well im having quite the time. You may be asking what battacon is well its my new word for the womans goods. You see all the other words for it sound gross. Pussy makes me think of like this old man yelling for pussy and you dont know if its actaull pussy or a cat. Vagina is something a little kid says. "Boys have a penis and girls have a VAGINA". So me and Jarett descided batticon will be sutable. I just made it up off the top of my head but like so many other words I have made up its going to be something thats actually real. Right now im listening to rage against the machine. I hate this band im just feeling really hardcore. "You say jump I say how high" thats so awsome sounding. I feel like getting in a mosh pit and lettin loose on other bad boy yardees. I was thinking I was gonna bring my little sister to school and tell everyone that she was my daughter but I forgot to bring her along. I can see that a few people have made some more post in the fanny forum. Keep it up sweethearts.
A Whole lotta mexican going on, a post by fanny 9/21
Today I was told that a bunch of people were gonna come over for lunch so I ordered two pizzas but only three people showed up so I was quite upset about that. Not really but you get the principal of the thing. I met an an awsome chick recently, her names amber I be puttin her in the biography page pretty soon. Along with MCNULTYYYYYY!!!!! Katie that is. Theres a football game going down at rocky tonight. Hopefully I can get to a cool party. Yesterday I was gonna go over to Justins house but he got all pissed and dident want me to. Its kinda sad. I sure do miss my Justin of the East wind. The question of the day is how to ostriches get it on? Done there feathers get in the way? What would you call ostrich forplay? So in honor of that, the song of the moment is Filter-the best things. I know no relevence to ostriches doing it.Suspouse Activity, a post by fanny 9/20 z
Right now im just kinda the only one online. Actually Justin is on but hes wackin it. So im just all by myself right now. I just thought I would post. I want people to start posting in the forum so hop to it. its easy you son of a bitch.
The Message Board finally, a post by fanny, 9/19
Its finally up. Ive been saying ive been going to get up for like five months now. Thats right the Fanny forum. I need people to post on it though theres nothing worse then a dead forum. So all you people who visit this hell whole say something. If its something worth hereing ill put it on the front page. Im sorry for the way it looks ill try and fix it. To post on it go to fannys forum and you'll see this button that says message board click on it and go there. The rest is pretty self exsplanotory. It takes awhile to load so be patient.
Fanny in the Arena, a post by fanny, 9/19
Last night and today were pretty weird. I got in numerous fights. Not physical just conversations that ended abruptly. I think it must have been with like seven different people. I dident even know I knew seven people. I dont know what the problem is. It was probaly me because it happened to so many people. I just want those people and you know you are to tell you im sorry. Other then that it was pretty normal. I went to lunch and saw a long lost friend P.J. It was pretty good to see him. I met matts girlfriend who seems ok. A little fruity, but ok. Im going to start advertising my website. Not on the internet, probaly on your binder. My binder everywhere. I was gonna go mountain boarding but my mom siad she was gonna get me a new deck today so I descided I would stay home. Sorry Justin. Todays ongoing question is if I dident have a cock how much would my personalitie change. Ive missed the bus becuase I was busy with my goods. I mean even I know that thats fucked up. Theres tons of other things, My house wouldent be stocked full of mayonase lubricant. Then I look down at the goods and think I wouldent rather be with anyone else. So the song of the moment go's out to everyones goods. Marvin Gay- Lets get it on
Butt Sex??, a post by fanny, 9/17
I dident get to go to court today becuase they canceled it for some reason. Now the thought of the day has been butt sex. Now you may be thinking what the hell are you talking about Fanny? Well the thing is why would anyone ever think that would be fun. That would suck so bad. Well I know there people out there right now (yes you aaren) so ill stop. Today was pretty boring. I just wacked it all day. I usually say that with sarcism but thats usually. Well the song of the moment is Mettallica-Disapear. This song is kinda dumb I just feel hardcore at the moment.Ass speed, a post by fanny, 9/16
Today was quite enjoyable. Quite. I went and visited my good friend G. We had a nice day of ass luging. We totally kicked ass. We went to this new put put golf place outside of town. I totally suck at golf. I hate it. Just the concept of it. Oh lets hit a ball into a whole with a club. I got my ass kicked twice. Afterwards we went to washingtons. Wich is always nice. This weekend was pretty layed back. Besides the fact that I got arested. Actually I dident get arrested but I did get hand cuffed. It was so awsome. Handcuffs are so uncomfortable when your setting down. I hate how I get in trouble for stupid shit. The cop could of just siad I had to go home. He dident have to call my parents then hand cuff me and then take me home talk about bull smack to the third power. Tomorrow im going to court for the naked campaign I had a awhile ago. Even though all thats gonna happen is im going to go there and get it deffered. Talk about stupid. Now I have to get up at 6:00 am wich by the way is going to interupt my porno time. The song of the moment is nickleback-how you remind me. Pretty good.
Incoming Fanny, a post by fanny, 9/12
Well if you have not noticed there are a few changes around this ol pimp shanty. I put all the old post's in the old archives. For heavens sake, I cant believe how long this site has been around. It should be better. Plus I cant beleive I just typed in heaven sake. I have exsperience now. I shouldent be having this piece any longer. So I have descided im going to make big changes. Thats right BIG ones. Ive added the guitar section. That should be coming around smoothly. Im gonna put out a new design here pretty soon. One of my biggest goals is to get people to post on here. You know a Fanny forum. Well I guess you have been wondering whats going on in my life for the past month. Well first off I wanna say that I wasent posting becuase I dident care it was becuase my computer was on the fritz. I went to this awsome party that was held by a junior the other week. It was so awsome. I got caught in this barb wire fence by my skivies and variouse other things happened that night. WINK WINK*. I cant start at Rocky becuase Dr. Rat fucking Cliff says I cant. Now dont get your bowls in a mess im gonna be there. At the end of the quarter that is. Dont worry fanny will be on parade soon. Im gonna leave you off with a qoute. This was siad be G. Its a lovely one and I want everyone to follow it.
Masturbation is like Procrastanation, its fun untill you realize your fucking yourself2001+ fanny long legs.
